So these butt crack tattoo’s are getting out of control!
You get a tattoo, ok. You get a tatto on your butt right above the crack, ok. But, why must everyone see it? If you feel like tatting yourself up that’s cool but then everyday you’re going to where low rise jeans? Everyday you’re going to sit in a chair and let the world see your ass because you think your tattoo is that cute? Well my friend if you feel that is the road you will travel here are some tips for you:
- Take a shower. Be clean if you want to moon the world.
- Be cute at least. Men are salivating (that’s what you wanted right?) when watching you from behind and then they see your face and totally lose interest.
- Don’t have lesions or growths on said tattoo. It takes away the whole effect of what your trying to do, so not sexy!




